THESE AWARDS ARE ABOUT PEOPLE
LIKE SUSAN CRESSWELL.

# WILLY GOES THERE AND WILLY
GOES THERE AND THERE... #

- IT'S MASSIVE.
- 10,OOO SQUARE FEET OF KITCHENS.

ALL THESE CARS?

THESE ARE NICE. GOT A NICE KIND OF GLOSSY FINISH.

FORCING A DOG TO PULL A MAN ROUND ALL DAY.
NOT FAIR ON EITHER OF THEM.

I'LL HAVE TO MAKE TWO TRIPS. I KEEP DROPPING BITS.

(LYNN) WHAT IF TONY HAYERS SEES
"COOK, PASS, BABTRIDGE" PAINTED ON YOUR CAR?

HMM! A NICE BIG THICK SLICE OF THIN LIZZY.

- ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE AN OFFER?
- OH, YES, OF COURSE.

AYE. WE'D HAVE TO BREED.

THANKS, BUT ME AND MIKE ARE OFF
TO THE TRUCKFEST. WE'D BETTER ER...

YOU'VE GOT WONDER ABOUT A MAN WHO SITS
IN A PETROL STATION ALL DAY TALKING TO OTHER MEN.

WHY? YOU'VE GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD MOUTH.

- OH, HE HAS DONE.
- WAS IT A GOOD SHOW? ANYONE PHONE IN?

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.

THIS IS ALICE, WHO'S NOT GOING TO SHRINK ME. SHE'S
GOING TO TALK ABOUT HAMILTON'S HOLIDAY BREAKS.

(VOMITS)