WHOA! WHICH ARE
THE LESS IMPORTANT BOND FILMS, LYNN?

I SAY TELESCOPIC DAMPERS. I MEAN RIGID STAYS.

OH, SORRY.
L THOUGHT YOU WERE A TINKER WITH TARMAC.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
SHOOT FROM YOUR HIP - YOUR NEW HIP.

NOT FOR ME. I'VE GOT A STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE.

DON'T WORRY. TRAPPED HER FINGER
IN A DOOR ONCE, SHE SWORE LIKE A DOCKER.

WE'LL LET THIS GO,

SO GIVE ME A CALL - PLEASE!

APART FROM THAT, I'VE GOT A SMOOTH CHEST
WITH A RING OF HAIRS ROUND EACH NIPPLE

I FOUND MYSELF IN A RUSH FOR THE ONE REMAINING SEAT

IF YOU STICK AROUND
FOR THE AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,

WHY? YOU'VE GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD MOUTH.

NO. THAT'S A RAZOR.
COULD HAVE DONE WITH THAT FOR THE CRACKLING.

I'M GOING OUT WITH GORDON.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME.

- AND DOING A BIT OF TIDYING.
- TIDYING?

THEY'RE PULPING THE UNSOLD 14,OOO COPIES
OF MY BOOK NEXT THURSDAY

I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS JOB.
BILL ODDIE... HELLO.

- HE IS BEING DISGUSTING.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?