- I HOPE YOU'RE BEING LOOKED AFTER.
- BOB OWNS A GARDEN CENTRE.

YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA?

RIGHT, LYNN. SIT DOWN.

SORRY, YOU'RE FROM MANCHESTER. COTTON AND GUNS.

- HE'S A CON MAN.
- NO. HE'S A RETIRED POLICEMAN.

WELL, WHATEVER. BECAUSE THAT IS ME.

TWO EQUALLY HOT,
BUT DIFFERENTLY-SHAPED POTATOES.

THAT WAS SWEATING LUNATIC IGGY POP,
PART OF OUR TUESDAY "PUNK PACK",

MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE!

(SHOUTS)

BANG! BLOOD DRIBBLES DOWN.

LOVELY, GREAT... WELL DONE!

IT DOES PRECLUDE YOU
FROM THE ALCOHOL THAT I'VE PROVIDED.

GOOD. GOOD.

- "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO"?
- WE'VE SOLD THREE. MORE THAN YOUR BOOK.

THEY WERE, ACTUALLY.
I WAS REPELLENT TO WOMEN FOR TWO YEARS.

COME IN. HELLO. SIT OVER THERE.

DON'T YOU MEAN THE WORST OF BOTH WORLDS?