- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.

BUT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT
IT STICKS IN HIS BACK AND HE DIES ON THE HORSE

BLOODY HELL.

DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD? RELAX.

- ARE YOU MARRIED?
- YEAH.

DID YOU SEE ALL THAT?

- YOU SEE WHAT I DONE IN THE TOILET?
- HOW DO YOU MEAN?

YOU KNOW, IN THE LOUNGE, IN THE HALL...

- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WATERSPORTS ARE?
- I BELIEVE WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.

AND NOW IN HEMSBY ON 106.9,

- GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO DO IT.
- YEAH!

GOOD. WELL, THERE'LL ALWAYS BE A KETTLE ON HERE.

USEFUL STUFF.

(80'S STYLE SYNTHESISER MUSIC)

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.

- I SPEAK NO OTHER LANGUAGE. DRINK?
- YEAH. BIG SHOT OF DIRECTOR'S BITTER.

TOM SPOTLEY? WHEN?

QUESTION FROM THERE.