JUST STICK TO YOUR SMILE. IT'S A LOVELY SMILE.

HELLO? ER, YES, HE IS.
DID HE GIVE YOU MY NUMBER?

(ORGAN MUSIC.. "KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU" BY ABBA)

ALTHOUGH IN THE GENTS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
I DID SEE SOMEONE HAD DRAWN A LADY'S PART.

YOU FILL IN THE POND WITH CONCRETE,
PLOUGH THE FAMILY INTO THE FIELD,

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, LYNN.
SHALL WE MOVE THROUGH TO THE CONFERENCE AREA?

I TOLD HER I DISAPPROVE OF WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIPS,
BUT SHIT HAPPENS.

MR G STRING.

I GOT IT BACK AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
FROM MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, MINUS THE POWER PACK,

NOT FOR ME. I'VE GOT A STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE.

- HELLO..
- CARL.

DON'T SMILE. YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR NECK.

IF YOU TRIED TO HANG A HAWK,
THEY COULD ALWAYS HOVER SO THE ROPE WENT SLACK.

I'LL TAKE IT. I'LL TAKE IT.

JOHN, RIGHT. I ALWAYS THINK OF YOU
AS BLEACHY HEAD BECAUSE OF YOUR HAIR.

# TAKE A PINCH OF WHITE MAN
WRAP HIM UP IN BLACK SKIN... #

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

YOU MUST HAVE GOT UP TO A FEW PRANKS.