- LYNN! I'LL JUST SPEAK OVER YOU.
- BUT...

URRGH...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAVEN'T YOU PROGRAMMES
TO MAKE? NO, YOU'RE ALL ON THE BBC GRAVY TRAIN!

- I'VE GOT A HUNDRED COWS.
- I'VE GOT A HUNDRED AND FOUR FRIENDS.

I'M EXPECTING TWO TV EXECUTIVES
FROM RTE WHO ARE COMING FROM DUBLIN.

IT'S MAY.

- DO YOU WANT A CHICKEN DRUMSTICK?
- NO, THANKS.

(HOOTING)

- WHERE'S SHE GONE?
- SHE DROVE OFF.

SORRY. I WON'T DO THE SHOTGUN THING ON THE RADIO.
THAT'S JUST FOR THE BAPTISTS.

- DO YOU WANT THAT KIT KAT?
- NO.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
JUST HAVING A CHINWAG ABOUT CANCER.

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- YOU TALK LIKE A MAN WHO HAS NO KNOWLEDGE..

YES, IT'S AN EXTENDER.

OH, GREAT. NIGEL REES' BOOK OF HUMOROUS GRAFFITI.

HANDS, OF COURSE, THE ANCIENT SYSTEM
FOR MEASURING HORSES

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR DRUG ADDICTION.
YOU WERE HOOKED ON A VARIETY OF DRUGS.

ONE, PRESUMABLY YOU THINK I'M A BIT ODD
AND YOU'D LIKE TO LEAVE NOW.