HERE'S TO OUR FUTURE RELATIONSHIP AT THE BBC.

AND THIS VIDEO WILL FEATURE HELICOPTERS
PURSUING THESE BAD PRATS ACROSS FIELDS,

THREE WORDS.

READ THE SMALL PRINT ON YOUR CONE-TRACT.

I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK. I'D JUST GO UH-UH.

WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A MAN, I'M A WOMAN.

(DALEK VOICE) E-MAIL OF THE EVENING!

THERE HAVE BEEN MORE COMPLAINTS FROM FARMERS.

OH, GOD! UM...

# YOU TOLD ME I WAS GOING... #

IT'S IN THE BAG, YOU'RE ALL ON BOARD,
DETAILS TO FOLLOW, AND...

THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.

YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO HAS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD
FOR MAKING BAD TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

- HELLO.
- WHAT PUMP NUMBER?

- AYE. HE CALLS IT CONVOY.
- CONVOY?

- PARDON?
- NO, JUST A JOKE.

- THE KITCHEN? THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU.
- RIGHT.

..BEFORE IT ALL DROPPED,