- WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS?
- BECAUSE I'VE BOUNCED BACK.
OK. I'M GOING TO MISS THIS CARAVAN.
THEY'RE GOOD FOR MAKING A POINT.
ERROR ONE, RIGHT..
OK. THANK YOU.
MICHAEL.
"I'VE GOT TO SORT OUT ALAN'S PROBLEMS!"
YOU SHOULD DO HIM A CHEAP KITCHEN.
NO OFFENCE, LYNN,
BUT YOUR LIFE IS TECHNICALLY NOT WORTH INSURING.
AS ORDERED. ONE CUP OF BEANS.
I'VE PUT A SAUSAGE IN. IT'S A MICHAEL SPECIAL.
"LET DIE", "GOLDEN", "RAKER"
"EYES ONLY", "PUSSY", "DAYLIGHT'S".
DON'T KNOW WHAT HER PROBLEM IS.
- VERY WELL, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M FINE.
AND TO ME IT LOOKS LIKE TRAFFIC CONE THEFT.
- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?
CASH IN HAND? IT'S NOT A PHRASE WE LIKE.
- ALL RIGHT, ALAN?
- ALL RIGHT...
RIGHT.
YOU JUST TAKE NORMAL PHOTOGRAPH INTO
SNAPPY SNAPS AND HE PUT PHOTO ON CUSHION.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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