OH, AYE. I'VE SEEN SOME TERRIBLE THINGS, MIND.

WE'LL DUB THAT OUT, PLAY SOME MUSIC OVER IT.

SO, CHRIS, WHAT'S YOUR STRATEGY?

DID YOU KNOW
THAT THERE ARE NO DUTCH ELMS LEFT IN BRITAIN?

(ALAN) DO YOU LIKE ME DOING THAT?

DO I? PERHAPS YOU CAN TELL ME
WHAT'S WRONG WITH FEEDING BURGERS TO SWANS.

SCENE 13, TAKE 3,

NO OFFENCE, LYNN,
BUT YOUR LIFE IS TECHNICALLY NOT WORTH INSURING.

- THREE LAGERS.
- THREE PINTS OF LAGER, RIGHTY-HO.

A LIE IS A LIE.

- CHRIS...
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

IT WAS QUITE DETAILED.
THE GUY OBVIOUSLY HAD TALENT, THAT'S THE TRAGEDY.

HELLO. YEAH, IT'S ALAN. YOUR LOVER'S HUSBAND.

THE WOMAN WITH THE OLD TADGER...

THE TIME'S 11.3O... SORRY, IT'S YOUR SHOW.

- I LOVE YOUR "DEEP BATH".
- DAN'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.

I WOULD REALLY LOVE YOU
TO GO TO SOL DANGERFIELD'S CASTING AGENCY,

I'M ALL RIGHT WITH THE SCRUMPY!