SO MAKE THE MOST OF HER STUNNING FENS
BEFORE THE FLOODS COME,

- WE CAN STOP AT THE PETROL STATION.
- HOW IS YOUR GEORDIE MATE?

BAPTISM? HOW WILL THEY GET YOU TO THE FONT?
THEY'D NEED FOUR MEN TO LIFT YOU.

HERE'S TO A GOOD CORPORATE VIDEO
AND LOTS OF BEING MEN.

I THINK THERE'S ANOTHER WORD FOR IT.

REALLY?

WE'RE IN THE SAME AREA. I WONDERED IF YOU'D
LIKE TO TAKE A TAXI BACK WITH ME, MAKE A SAVING.

- DO YOU MIND IF I BRING MY GUITAR?
- I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T, IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF AREA.

I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS JOB.
BILL ODDIE... HELLO.

- ARE YOU SACKING ME? YOU ROTTEN SHIT!
- YOU'RE A ROTTEN SHIT, TOO. GET YOUR COAT!

- DO YOU LIKE IT?
- WELL, IT'S IN A BOX.

- K-K-K-K-K!
- YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, YOU!

NO. I CANNOT HIT CUSTOMERS. I'VE BEEN TOLD.
I'LL GO AND GET SOME STOCK.

WE JUST DIDN'T TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

ON THE LINE, WE HAVE, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN
ROY FROM CAISTER ST EDMUND. HELLO.

LYNN, WHEN YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT GOING TO SKIBBEREEN AS A CHILD.

- YOU CAN SIT ON ALAN'S FACE. IT'S A JOKE.
- IT'S A FILTHY JOKE! ALAN IS HITTING YOU.

ALAN, I SPILT SUNNY DELIGHT
ALL OVER YOUR JAMES BOND VIDEOS.