IT'S A JOKE KNIFE! IT'S A JOKE KNIFE!

ALL RIGHT, IT'S INCONSISTENT!

WHO WILL HOPEFULLY
NOT BE MASSACRING ANYONE THIS EVENING,

THERE IS TO BE NO SECOND SERIES, AND I'VE
LISTENED TO YOUR IDEAS, I'VE LISTENED TO THEM ALL,

I JUST DID THE BED. I DIDN'T GO NEAR YOUR DRAWER.

I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THIS.
MIND YOU, I HAVE BEEN HERE TEN WEEKS.

- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET IT GO?
- NO.

- I BUY A PRESENT FOR ALAN. GUESS WHAT.
- A BEAR DRESSED AS A BEEFEATER.

A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

YEP, I'VE BEEN PUBIC FOR THIRTY-ONE YEARS.

- MY HOUSE? THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY.
- I'D LIKE TO SEE IT.

- NICE TO MEET YOU, COLIN.
- COLIN?

SHE'S A MEMBER OF A BAPTIST CHURCH.
I THINK THEY'RE A BIT...

SOME FUNNY, SOME TRAGIC.

- THAT'S FRANKENSTEIN.
- YOU'VE MADE TWO GLARING ERRORS.

WHERE'S THE OTHER FELLOW GONE?

FANCY GOING FOR A DRINK?

THAT IS FANTASTIC, YOU KNOW. GREAT.