IT'S STILL CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.
SEE YOU IN STRASBOURG.

HE SAY I SIT ON YOUR FACE.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME CALLED "FREE SPIRITS".

PLOT THUS..
MALCOLM MCDOWELL IS TRAPPED IN THE FUTURE.

COULD HAVE DONE WITH A SKYLIGHT, REALLY.

EEEH!

CHAP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE PUMPS.

YOU GET ALL THESE WINE PEOPLE, DON'T YOU?
WINE THIS, WINE THAT.

BUT WITH DIFFERENT-SHAPED PASTA.

MY WIFE AND I FOUND IT OFFERS
THE KIND OF LUXURY AND COMFORT

BUT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT
IT STICKS IN HIS BACK AND HE DIES ON THE HORSE

AAGH!

- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
- HOW ARE YOU, MR PARTRIDGE?

HAVE YOU GOT WINDSCREEN WASHER FLUID?

- I'VE GOT A WIFE.
- IS SHE OLDER THAN YOU OR YOUNGER?

I'D USE A FOUR-FINGERED ONE
AND SAVE ONE FOR MYSELF AT THE END.

YOU SIT THERE ON YOUR FAT BEHIND,

- SO'S BENJAMIN NETANYAHU.
- YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT HIM!