AND PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS
OF THE NORFOLK FARMERS' UNION.

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

THAT'S JUST WRONG.
YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT THE OTHER WAY ROUND.

THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS

# AND I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME WITH YOU

- WELL...
- NO. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY.

IT'S A COFFEE SHOP, BUT ONE MAN SAYS
TO ANOTHER MAN, "YOU CAN'T HAVE A COFFEE..."

- OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
- ACTUALLY...

NOT MY WORDS, CAROL,
THE WORDS OF "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE.

YOU JUST TAKE NORMAL PHOTOGRAPH INTO
SNAPPY SNAPS AND HE PUT PHOTO ON CUSHION.

YOU'RE JOINING ME, ALAN PARTRIDGE,

SHE WAS A BIG WOMAN. I'M TEMPTED TO SAY
SHE WAS BIG-HEARTED, BUT THAT WOULD BE BULLSHIT.

UNLESS I'M REPRIMANDING THEM,

WHERE'S THE ROAD?

NO. IT WAS JUST A MR P NISHEAD.

- I'LL GET THE DRINKS.
- AAH!

- GET THAT COW OFF THE BOAT!
- IT SMELLS. I CAN FEEL AN UDDER ON MY LEG!

OH, WELL, TERRIBLE REALLY.