- MORNING, EVERYONE. MORNING, JILL.
- THANKS FOR THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE, ALAN.

- I'M TYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO, ALAN. I AM NOT DOWN.

(STEVE) I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A ROSE FOR THE LADY?
IT'S

DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO PRESS THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO"?

FIVE, COR! MY FIVE-BEDROOM BASTARD HOUSE.

I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'VE GOT ANY ARMY STORIES ABOUT THEM?

(FARTING NOISE)

GET OFF!

YEAH. NOT SO GOOD, BUT FINE.

WATCH IT!

OOH!

SPECTACLES, DRIVING GLOVES, PHONE, WALLET, KEYS.

YOU DO THAT WITH BATTLEFIELD CASUALTIES
SO THE DOCTORS KNOW THEY'VE HAD MORPHINE.

ESPECIALLY IF IT HAD ONE OF THOSE CIGARETTE
CARDS IN THE SPOKES, SO IT WENT "FFFFF".

I THINK THAT'S MY BREATH.

AND I SAID, "SO DO YOU, TO A NEW FACE!"

SO GIVE ME A CALL - PLEASE!