AND THE OTHER HALF OVER THERE.

- IS THAT YOU?
- NO. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER, DENISE.

- LONELY NIGHTS IN THE DESERT.
- THAT'S ALL FIXED NOW. I'LL BE ON ME WAY.

RANDY MCNOB!

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

I'M JUST A FAN, ALAN, THAT'S ALL.
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST, AREN'T YOU?

BILL ODDIE GAVE ME A DRESSING GOWN
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

I WANT IT ON THIS.

NO, NO.

BIG FANS OF ALL THE IRISH STUFF.

YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BLOCKED.

SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO SAY, "SOD ALL THIS WINE,
JUST GIVE ME A PINT OF MINERAL WATER".

I PAID FOR YOURS. ALL YOUR SEGMENTS ARE INTACT.

DID YOU PULL THAT OFF ONE OF THE SHOWERS?

OH, I SEE. YOU MEAN IN HEAVEN WITH THE APOSTLES.

VERY MALTY.

- I'VE GOT YOU ALL A PRESENT.
- TA, AL.