WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN",

THE MARKETING DIRECTOR FOR HAMILTON'S.
HE'S GOING TO BE KEEPING AN EYE ON US.

- WHO STAYS IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
- TERRIBLE. IT'S SO STERILE HERE.

BUT, IN FACT, YOU SOUND LIKE A TRAPPED BOY.

WHY HAVE YOU GOT A SHOWER CURTAIN ON?

WHO WAS THAT MAN
WHO WAS BORING ME AT THE FUNERAL?

- WHAT IS COCKNEY?
- AN AREA IN LONDON WHERE CRIMINALS LIVE.

- JUST HAD A BETTER ONE.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?

OR YOU CAN TAKE A HEAD SHOT.
AGAIN, HE'S GOING DOWN.

- YEAH, I WAS MAKING A PUN ON YOUR NAME.
- OH, RIGHT,

- THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, ALAN.
- THAT'S WHAT NAZI WAR CRIMINALS SAY.

IT'S THE BALL THING YOU HAVE IN WASHING MACHINES.

MICHAEL, CHANGE THAT TO
"AN AFTERNOON WITH JUST ALAN PARTRIDGE".

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A CINEMA TICKET TO "SHREK".

I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
L HOST "NORFOLK NIGHTS" ON RADIO NORWICH

BRILLIANT. IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE
TO SHAKE YOUR HAND.

YOU KNOW, IN THE LOUNGE, IN THE HALL...

YEP, I'VE BEEN PUBIC FOR THIRTY-ONE YEARS.