THINK ABOUT IT. NO ONE HAD HEARD OF OXFORD
BEFORE "INSPECTOR MORSE".

IT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT? IT'S BACKFIRED.

I HEARD YOUR PHONE-IN, AND I LIKED YOUR CHAT WITH
THE GUY FROM SWAFFHAM. HE WAS A WACKY FELLA!

- YOU SEE WHAT I DONE IN THE TOILET?
- HOW DO YOU MEAN?

"COME BACK ON, ELO, AND CARRY ON PLAYING!"

IT'S A SURPRISE.

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- I KNOW.

- CHRIS?
- OH, ALAN.

DID YOU SEE ALL THAT?

I'M A NAKED WOMAN IN SILHOUETTE WITH A GUN.

JUST DO IT. GO AND STEAL A CONE, MAN.

WHAT?

OOH, WAI-YAI.
THAT SOUNDS GEORDIE, DOESN'T IT? WAI-YAI.

- I'VE ALREADY POURED HALF.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU'VE GOT SIX POINTS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
WE HAVE IT OFF ALL THE TIME.

"DO YOU WANT TO WATCH 'BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS?"'

SUCK MY SUCH AND SUCH.