I COULDN'T STAY THERE AFTER THAT.

# MIXED WITH YELLOW CHINKY #
CAN YOU STILL SAY THAT?

AND APACHE PRODUCTIONS WILL PROBABLY
GO DOWN THE PAN LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.

- VOILA.
- THANK YOU, ALAN, THAT'S REALLY LOVELY.

# HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME

YOU'VE GOT TO MOW THE LAWN, WASH THE CAR,

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYS)

- NO,
- WHAT?

- HI!
- OH, ALAN!

WHICH, IRONICALLY, IS LIKE A LARGE PETROL STATION.

HE LIVED THE AMERICAN DREAM.
BUILT A HUGE EMPIRE.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

SHE STUCK TO HER GUNS WITH ALL THAT
RIGHT TO THE END, EVEN ON THE LAST DAY.

IT TAPERS. IT LOOKS LIKE A MOUSE'S HEAD.

# POSSESSED YOU, I HATED YOU

I CAN NEVER FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH IN HERE.

FOOT'S COME OUT OF MY SHOE.
THAT'S NOT GOING BACK IN.

HANDS, OF COURSE, THE ANCIENT SYSTEM
FOR MEASURING HORSES