ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?
- THANKS FOR THE SOUVENIR.
- NO PROBLEM.
I'M EXPECTING TWO TV EXECUTIVES
FROM RTE WHO ARE COMING FROM DUBLIN.
ARISE, SIR ALAN OF PARTRIDGESHIRE.
I DON'T BECAUSE I USE LYNX AFRICA.
AND IT'S SIGNED BY BONO.
# KNOWS WHEN HE'S KISSED HER
I'M WATCHING ALL THE BOND FILMS
WITH MY FRIEND MICHAEL.
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR DRUG ADDICTION.
YOU WERE HOOKED ON A VARIETY OF DRUGS.
- WHAT TIME IS IT?
- SIX O'CLOCK.
TO MAKE ROOM FOR BOOKS ON COCKNEY KILLERS.
OH, SORRY. I WAS JUST DOING THE CATALOGUES.
I LIKE YOU AS WELL. YOU'RE PACKED IN A BIT TIGHT.
- HAVE YOU GOT A SPOON?
- NO.
- DO YOU WANT ANY PETROL?
- I'LL GET IT ACROSS THE ROAD.
ENHANCED BY THE TROPICAL MUSIC,
OF THE PAN PIPES
GET IT OFF HER.
CATCH THE TRAIN TO LONDON
STOPPING AT REJECTION, DISAPPOINTMENT,
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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