- CHEESE SANDWICH.
- RIGHT.
I COULD HAVE BEEN R2-D2.
"AND I SAW SOME GRAFFITI THAT SAID,
LYNN! LYNN!
ARE YOU TYING TO PUT ME OFF?
TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!
YOU COULD SIT ON HIS FACE.
- HOW DID IT GO?
- YOU KNOW, UP AND DOWN.
- RIGHT, YOU BOOK ALONE?
- YEP.
- THEY'RE NOT INVESTIGATING ME.
- WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.
- URRRGH!
- AAGH!
BEAR WITH ME.
NO, ACTUALLY. CHANGE THAT TO "BAD ATTITUDE".
I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO DIVULGE THAT INFORMATION.
- IN THE STYLE OF JAMES BOND.
- IT WAS QUITE GOOD.
HE WAS ASKING WHAT KIND OF PHONE I HAD
AND I SAID, "A MOTOROLA TIMEPORT."
PEOPLE WOULD RATHER READ BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE
CALLED DAN THE DAGGERMAN FROM DAGENHAM.
YEAH. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT, WASN'T IT?
ABOUT EAST END THUGS WHO LEND YOU
AND A WEEK LATER YOU OWE THEM A MILLION.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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