WE COULD SEE IT AT SKEGNESS.
TIMMY MALLET'S GONNA BE THERE.

JUST PUT "NICE PLUMS".

THE MARKETING DIRECTOR FOR HAMILTON'S.
HE'S GOING TO BE KEEPING AN EYE ON US.

EEH! 'APPEN HE THINKS I'M A RIGHT INDECISIVE TIT.

IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE ALAN PARTRIDGE.

HELLO, ALAN. CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE YOUR RADIO SHOW?

AYE.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEFT-HAND DRIVE. SO YOU'D
JUST BE GRABBING PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR FAMILY.

YOU ONCE CANED ME FOR HAVING A CHALK PENIS
DRAWN ON THE BACK OF MY BLAZER.

THAT'S A GOOD STAINLESS STEEL HOB. VERY FUTURISTIC.

SO I CAME TO KNOW A WARM WOMAN
WITH A SMILE FOR EVERYONE. LET'S HEAR IT FOR LYNN.

YOU DON'T LIKE METEOR
BECAUSE THEY MAKE WET T-SHIRT VIDEOS.

I'LL GO AND GET SOME CHAMPAGNE, SHALL I?

I'M HAVING THE BEST TIME SINCE SLICED BREAD.

- HE LOOKS QUITE NICE.
- THE DEVIL CAN TAKE MANY FORMS.

YOUR MIND'S FLYING.

- I KNOW I SAID ALL THAT STUFF.
- NO, NO.

BUT I DIDN'T KILL HIM, THAT WAS THE TRAGEDY,
I HAD TO GO BACK AND FINISH HIM OFF WITH A JACK.