A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

..YOU HAVE, UM, THINGS.

BECAUSE A SPINAL COLUMN WOULD FIT IN A BAGUETTE.

- UNUSUAL ACCENT. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M ORIGINALLY FROM NEWCASTLE, LIKE.

YEAH. GOOD CALL.
IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN THE CARAVAN.

YEAH...

IT'S TOUCH AND GO.

- SONJA.
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

ARE YOU HAIRY, MARY?

BASH YOUR ARSE!

IT'S A GOOD JOB YOU WEREN'T HERE
FIVE MINUTES AGO. LISTEN TO THIS.

THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE,
LICENSED TO KILL...TIME BY WATCHING VIDEOS.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SACK EVERYONE
AND CLOSE THE OFFICE DOWN

WHICH WAS ONE OF HER COMPLICATIONS AT THE END.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- A DOLPHIN CHATTING.

I CAN IMAGINE BUCK ROGERS TAKING A DUMP
ON THAT. IN THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY.

YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

I MEAN ME, NOT THE HELICOPTER -
THOUGH SOME SICKO WOULD PROBABLY BUY THAT!