- REMEMBER TO TAKE THE FOIL OFF FIRST.
- THAT'S JUST PIES.

- SHE IS THE GRACE KELLY OF NORFOLK.
- HER HOUSE IS MASSIVE.

- HELLO?
- HELLO,

RIGHT. LYNN, LET'S GO OFF TO THE BBC.
I'M GOING TO BE BACK ON TV.

THEY'VE GONE TO LONG STANTON SPICE MUSEUM.

I COME BACK THIS MORNING ON A COACH.
IT WAS LIKE AN SAS OPERATION.

IT'S LIKE BEING INSIDE AN ENORMOUS FOX'S
GLACIER MINT. WHICH, AGAIN, TO ME IS A BONUS.

THIS GUY CANED ME FOR DRAWING A CHALK PENIS
ON MY BACK, WHICH I COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO.

YOU CAN'T BOOK ME AND ASK ME TO PULL OUT
WHEN CLIFF THORBURN BECOMES AVAILABLE AGAIN.

WERE YOU CLOSE?

- WHAT?
- SEE, YOU DID IT AGAIN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY SACKED!

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, DO GIVE ME A CALL.

I LOVE FAMILIES.
I USED TO HAVE ONE, BUT IT LEFT ME.

I CAN'T PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

I HATE ARCHERS, "THE ARCHERS" AND JEFFREY ARCHER.
YOU'RE ALL DECEITFUL COWARDS.

SHALL WE CLEAR UP? I FANCY AN EARLY NIGHT.

I JUST HATE THE GENERAL PUBLIC.

YES.