YOU, TONY HAYERS, HAVE DECIDED NOT TO GIVE ME
ANOTHER TELEVISION SERIES. WHY? BE TOUGH.

- IT'S MY WEAKNESS, I'M AFRAID. I'VE GOT A CELLAR.
- SO HAVE I.

I THINK PEOPLE ARE SAYING,

A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

"OH, I'D LIKE TO KISS HER".

- YOU'RE NEARLY FIF...
- WERE YOU GOING TO SAY I'M NEARLY FIFTY?

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST
STADIUM BANDS IN THE WORLD -

- YOU PROMISED SONJA WOULDN'T BE HERE.
- I KNOW, AND I'VE RUDDY GONE AND FORGOTTEN.

DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?

I HAD CRACKLING ON SUNDAY.
IT HAD HAIRS ON IT, BUT I DIDN'T MIND.

I, ER...

WE NORMALLY HAVE THREE CLOCKS
TELLING THE TIME IN LONDON, PARIS AND DUBLIN.

NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST A SWITCH.

60'S NOT REALLY OLD. I MEAN, LOOK AT BOB DYLAN.

SORRY ABOUT THAT. YOU MUST BE SICK OF THAT.

YOU'VE DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS IN YOUR LIFE.

ABSO-BLOODY-EXACTLY!

IT'S CHIEF CONSTABLE DAVE CLIFTON
OF SCOTLAND YARD'S