I'VE GOT IT ALL HERE. IT'S HILARIOUS.

- HAS THAT GOT A NAME, THAT DRINK?
- YEAH, THEY'RE CALLED "LADY-BOYS".

AH, HELLO, SUSAN. THERE'S A SLIGHT PROBLEM.

I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND ANY MORE.
WHAT SHALL I DO?

OR THEY'D SIMPLY GO FOR A HEAD SHOT.

ALAN, TAKE HER TO HOSPITAL AND WE'LL CHAT LATER.

CHEERS.

SEE THIS, LOOK. SANITARY BAGS.

IS THAT INCLUDED?
IT'S NOT A DEAL-BREAKER BUT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW.

UNLESS I'M REPRIMANDING THEM,

CAN YOU HOLD ON A MOMENT, SUE?
CHRIS FEATHERS LIKES ME.

- HAVE YOU READ MY BOOK?
- NO, BUT I'VE SEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS.

AND INEFFICIENT.

TONIGHT I WILL TRY SOME OF MY JOKES
AND MAKE BRAVE PEOPLE LAUGH AGAIN.

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT WHIPLASH.
- I KNOW.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.

DAN!