CHIPS AND CRINKLE-CUT CHIPS.

SOME GUYS FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT IT,
BUT I SAY WHY NOT COMBINE IT WITH A SCRATCH?

THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT THAT NURSE.
GOD REST HER RACIST SOUL.

IT'S TOUCH AND GO.

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- I KNOW.

HE'D NEVER GET TO THE PODIUM
WITH THOSE LONG SHOES ON.

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON DIGITAL CABLE CHANNEL UK CONQUEST

"FROM ALAN PARTRIDGE."

1,23O TO TWELVE. I'M JOKING, OF COURSE.

I'VE BEEN WANTING A WORD WITH YOU ABOUT LYNN.
I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TREAT HER.

COULD YOU COOL ME DOWN
WITH A HAND FAN, PLEASE, LYNN?

I CAN DISCONNECT IT, PUT A SCRAMBLE ON IT,
JUST KNOCK IT OUT OF THE SYSTEM.

HE CAN'T GET A RECORD DEAL.
THERE'S NO JUSTICE, CHRISTIAN...LE VAUX.

I'VE GOT TWO...

I LOVE YOU, IN A WAY.

- THAT'S FRANKENSTEIN.
- YOU'VE MADE TWO GLARING ERRORS.

OCCASIONALLY, I DOST VENTURE SOUTH.

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS