WE DECIDED TO GO AHEAD,
SEEING AS YOU WERE THE ONLY GUEST IN THE HOTEL.

THANK YOU.

REALLY?

- HELLO.
- I'M NOT VERY HAPPY,

THAT WAS "BIG YELLOW TAXI" BY JONI MITCHELL,

(GRUNTS)

BY RANDY MCNAB!

- WE'RE BRUNCHING.
- CAN I SHAKE HANDS AGAIN?

- I'M OFFERING YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

THAT'S NOT REALLY MY KIND OF HUMOUR.

YOURS IS DIRTY.

A BIT LIKE TONY HAYERS.

"WITH SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST STAR, SUE COOK."

IF YOU SLICED THAT UP, YOU'D HAVE MOST OF
THE WORK SURFACE FOR A POGGENPOHL KITCHEN.

IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK. THIS IS DAVE CLIFTON.

NOT THAT THE BBC WOULD COMMISSION IT.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

BLICKLINGTON HALL WAS BUILT
BY SIR HENRY HOBARRT.