- AND MUMMY USED TO SAY...
- THERE WE GO.

OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.

NO, JILL WILL BE SLEEPING WITH ME TONIGHT.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE AN ERECTION.
UNLESS IT'S IN THE MIRROR, RIGHT, GUYS?

WHICH IS THE SAME AS LONDON
BUT YOU NEED TO BE REMINDED.

YOU REALISE THERE'S NO WAY
I COULD HAVE DRAWN A PENIS ON MY BACK?

- ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE AN OFFER?
- OH, YES, OF COURSE.

- ABOUT 18 MONTH... TWO YEAR.
- DO YOU CHAT TO ANY OTHER MEN?

OH.

BUT IT'S STILL THERE.

YES.

THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.

IT'S THE BIOGRAPHY OF AN EAST END GANGSTER.
IT'S CALLED "BAD SLAGS". AMAZING STUFF.

SORRY, BIT OF A JOKE THERE. BACKFIRED...

THEY'RE LOVELY AT THAT AGE.

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHERE THE IDIOT LIVES.

IF JED AND I ARE BOTH IN HERE, I TEND TO DO THIS.