IT'S A TRAVEL TAVERN.

A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF THEIR PROGRAMMES

FOR A BRITISH HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE ON A
BOAT, ALWAYS CHOOSE HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS,

JUST PEOPLE.

DID YOU SEND SOPHIE A VALENTINE'S CARD?

- YOUR P.A.'S HERE.
- HELLO, LYNN, SHALL WE GRAB A PEW?

I MUST SAY, IT'S A REALLY HORRIBLE HOTEL.

THE WAVES GENTLY LICKING AT YOUR FEET,

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.

SO THEY CAN ONLY BE IDENTIFIED
BY REFERENCE TO THEIR DENTAL RECORDS?

ALAN, DID YOU SEND SOPHIE
A VALENTINE'S CARD THIS MORNING?

- WATCH THE FIRE HOSE.
- WHOO!

I'M SORRY, LYNN.

BUT I DIDN'T KILL HIM, THAT WAS THE TRAGEDY,
I HAD TO GO BACK AND FINISH HIM OFF WITH A JACK.

AS A MUSTARDESS, IF YOU LIKE,
WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?

JUST A COUPLE OF BIKES, SOME SMOKELESS FUEL
AND AN OLD BAG OF CEMENT. GONE HARD.

YES, I DID... AND I'LL JUST GO AND GET IT.

THEY'RE ONLY THE BAND
THE BEATLES COULD HAVE BEEN.