IT'D TAKE SOME DOING, BUT I CAN'T SEE IT.

IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?

HE'S MARRIED
SO I SHALL ONLY BE USING HIS CHRISTIAN NAME.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME, LYNN?

I WAS TYING TO MAKE A PHONE CALL.
I'D BEEN HITTING NINE, LYNN!

MARY POPPINS! WHAT'S THAT?

(IMPERSONATING ALAN)
MORNING, SUSAN. AH-A!

GO FOR DRINK WITH HEAD OF PROGRAMMES.

- GOT YOUR BIG PLATE, ALAN?
- YES.

YES. HE HAD A SECOND-CLASS
HONOURS DEGREE IN MEDIA STUDIES

THE WAVES GENTLY LICKING AT YOUR FEET,

THIS IS LOVELY, THIS.
IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN OLD LADY'S HAIR.

YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

SORRY.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE?

- IT'S ANOTHER CRANK CALL.
- IS IT?

TONIGHT, I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE A SANDWICH
AND WATCH TREVOR MCDONALD.

RIGHT. PRESUMABLY, THERE'S GOING
TO BE SOME SORT OF FUNERAL?