TO AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,
IT COULD LOOK LIKE TRAFFIC CONE THEFT.

"WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN'
WHERE THE TOUGHEST, MIGHTIEST TITANS.."

IT'S UNDERNEATH THE STAIRS.

- AAH!
- GOOD SHOW THIS MORNING?

- HE LIKES AMERICAN THINGS.
- LIKE DR PEPPER?

- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

IT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT? IT'S BACKFIRED.

HE LIKES ME, DOESN'T HE?

THERE GOES KAREN COLMAN.

YOUR SALES TECHNIQUE IS AWFUL. AND YOU'RE
LOW ON BODYLINE BRUSHABLE JOINT SEALER.

"OOH, SHALL I SIT THERE OR THERE?
OOH, AM I LIKE A LITTLE MOUSE?"

- THIS WILL PUT NORWICH ON THE MAP.
- WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?

THEY ALWAYS GET PEOPLE WHEN THEY'RE DOWN.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE FILM "THE CRYING GAME"?

I ALSO RANG ALL THE COMPANIES
ON THE PRODUCT LIST YOU GAVE ME.

- HELLO, JILL.
- WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?

EXCEPT I CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE

IT'D TAKE SOME DOING, BUT I CAN'T SEE IT.