FIRST, FINE A QUIRE PLACE TO RECLINE -

I'D LOVE TO FLY A HELICOPTER.
THE WORLD'S GETTING SMALLER.

AND IT'S SIGNED BY BONO.

"BRITAIN HAS SOME OF THE SAFEST ROADS
IN EUROPE, BUT THIS ISN'T BRITAIN.

YOU'VE COME TO USE THE FACILITIES
BUT YOU'RE STILL A SEX OFFENDER.

NERYS. SO I KNOW YOUR NAME NOW.

I WAS FISHING FOR SOME SORT
OF FUNNY STORY. THAT'S JUST UPSETTING.

- DOESN'T MATTER. SHE CAN HAVE FISH.
- NO, SHE WON'T EAT THAT EITHER.

AND COOKED MEAT. AND A HOT EGG.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE HAD FOR BREAKFAST
PRESUMABLY AN INFECTED SPINAL COLUMN IN A BAP.

- I WANT TO GO TO LONDON.
- THAT'S FINE.

- RUBBISH!
- I'M ON AN ARCHERY WEEKEND WITH HIM.

A GLITTERING YEAR AHEAD.

JUST GO AND SAY, "NO, I DON'T PAY. TAX IS RUBBISH."

YEAH, BUT HE'S FINISHED NOW.

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

DON'T BE HORRIBLE TO ALAN.