BUT TODAY IS LYNN'S DAY,

I'LL BE HONEST, I'M DEAD AGAINST IT.

- AYE. THERE'S NAY PORN ON IT.
- DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

TWO SUBJECTS WE COULD DISCUSS ALL NIGHT.

- DON'T KNOW THAT WORD.
- YOU LEAVE, WE'RE LEFT WITH THE DETRITUS.

- # DING DONG MERRILY ON... #
- DON'T SING, SUSAN!

- HELLO.
- WHAT PUMP NUMBER?

I REMEMBER SEEING THE REFLECTION IN HIS EYES
JUST BEFORE I HIT IT. IT WAS TOO LATE, OF COURSE.

- CAN I BE VERY RUDE? NOT LIKE THAT.
- TY ME.

YES.

OK, IT'S 7 A.M.
AND FIRST OF ALL WE GOT CHINA CRISIS.

YEAH, JUST MOVED IN, LAST WEEK.

- CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

MORE BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID. THE ACTRESS
PLAYING YOUR WIFE CAN'T DO THE FILMING TODAY.

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

I SAY POT-AY-TO, YOU SAY...POTATO.

- TELL HER I'M NOT HERE.
- HE'S NOT HERE.

WHEN I RAISED MY LEGS THEN,
SOMETHING UNPLANNED HAPPENED.