THIS IS A GOOD MURDER WEAPON
BECAUSE YOU COULD BEAT THEM TO DEATH,

SHE GOES ON A BIT.

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM IS...

(PHONE)

AND HE SAID
"THAT'S SA-A-AD! YOU OUGHT TO UPGRADE,"

- I AM.
- WILL YOU INTRODUCE ME?

ACTUALLY, BEING YOUR AGE AND EVERYTHING,
THERE'S PROBABLY NO NEED FOR THEM.

I'M GOING TO GET A GINSTER'S FROM THE FRIDGE.
PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

COME ON, LIGHTEN UP, YOU STUFFY GIT.

JILL. LOVELY JILL.
SHE'S MY FAVOURITE...

..BUT CELEBRATE THE CULTURE
OF BOTH COUNTRIES.

- WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR FINGERS?
- THEY'RE TUNGSTEN-TIPPED SCREWS.

THE MAIN THING IS WE NEED SOMETHING QUICK.

SPRING IN YOUR STEP'S THE LAST THING YOU NEED
ON A CLIFF. IT'S A SUICIDE HOT SPOT.

- ALAN, HOW ARE YOU?
- WELL, VERY WELL.

AND NOW IN HEMSBY ON 106.9,

- HELLO.
- HELLO. YOU GOING TO THE LIFT, TOO?

GRAVEYARDS ARE SO DEPRESSING.