THEY'RE A MISH-MASH OF BITS.

OH, CURRY'S, GREAT.

SO I DISMANTLED MY CORBY TROUSER PRESS.

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

THAT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE MEDIEVAL TIMES.

- HOW MANY BEDROOMS HAS IT GOT?
- FIVE.

- LYNN!
- YES.

IT'S BASICALLY A TV SHOW THAT'S NOT ON TV.

NO. I DO MEAN THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.

CHECK OUT IS TWELVE NOON TOMORROW!

- 500.
- HOW MUCH IS A MOUSE?

- THAT WAS A CLOSE SHAVE.
- AYE, IT WAS.

WHO WAS CONVINCED THAT IN A PREVIOUS LIFE
HE'D BEEN ARTHUR ASKEY.

MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

I GOT REALLY DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
I WAS SICK EVERYWHERE.

I'M GOING TO BE CHECKING OUT
AT THE END OF THE WEEK.

DO YOU WANT SOME MORE GLITTER?

- I'VE SEEN THE BIG-EARED BOYS ON FARMS.
- FOR GOODNESS SAKE, THIS IS ALL JUST...