WHAT? THAT'S TERRIBLE!

- LONELY NIGHTS IN THE DESERT.
- THAT'S ALL FIXED NOW. I'LL BE ON ME WAY.

I'M VERY GRATEFUL YOU'VE COME OVER.

DONALD FROM HEMSBY HAS E-MAILED US TO SAY,

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

- WHAT TIME WAS THAT?
- ABOUT QUARTER TO 11.

- MUM, I WANT MY GAMEBOY.
- EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

THEY DO SAY IT'LL HELP
PEOPLE IN WHEEEEL CHAAAIRS!

AH, HELLO, SUSAN. THERE'S A SLIGHT PROBLEM.

- HOW CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF IN STARBUCKS?
- SHOTGUN IN YOUR MOUTH?

("IRISH" ACCENT)
"THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND DAN DIS."

THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE. IT FELL THROUGH.

SO HOW LONG'S "LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY"
BEEN COMING IN?

WHICH I SPELL S-H-L-T-H-O-L-E. SHITHOLE!

GETTING A BIT CROWDED NOW. LIKE LONDON.

IT'S TOO BIG! HOW DID YOU GET IT HERE?

YEAH, JUST MOVED IN, LAST WEEK.