- YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BREAKDOWN.
- I KNOW.

GOT THEM HERE, GOT THEM HERE! RIGHT, OK.

(IMITATES ACCENT)..PYROTECHNICS.

- MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD, SIR!
- AT EASE, YOU'RE NOT IN THE ARMY ANY MORE!

YOU SAID YOU MIGHT GIVE ME A SECOND SERIES.
WHY IS THERE ANY DOUBT?

- NO, IT'S FINE.
- DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE CHOCOLATE ON YOUR FACE?

YEAH. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT, WASN'T IT?

CAR. I'M SORRY. I FORGOT.

THANK YOU.

COULD HAVE DONE WITH A SKYLIGHT, REALLY.

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "THE LEARNING ZONE",
THURSDAY NIGHT INTO FRIDAY MORNING ON BBC2,

- YOU SEE WHAT I DONE IN THE TOILET?
- HOW DO YOU MEAN?

- WHAT?
- SEE, YOU DID IT AGAIN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY SACKED!

THAT CAT'S NAME IS DAVE CLIFTON

RIGHT. SHE SAYS NO,
AND SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU.

ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. WE'RE GOING TO GO WEST.

I'M ON MY WAY NOW.
I'M GOING TO WASH HIS CAR.

TO PICK UP A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE
BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO SYSTEM.