OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

- OK.
- LET'S BRING THE LOVE-MAKING FORWARD.

YOU'VE... YOU'VE POPPED OUT AGAIN!

BUT WHAT IF HE HADN'T BEEN PLASTIC?

CLIFF THORBURN IS NOT PRIMARILY A PRESENTER.

THOSE SPIKY TREES I THINK ARE JOSHUA TREES.

- HAVE YOU GOT A SPOON?
- NO.

MY OWN TIP IS NEVER THROW WATER ON A FAT FIRE.

IF YOU STICK AROUND
FOR THE AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,

IF YOU'D TAKEN THE TROUBLE
TO WATCH "BOOB OLYMPICS"...

- HIS HOUSE?
- YES.

HELLO, SUE. IT'S ALAN.

THAT DOESN'T WORK.

- HELLO.
- WHAT PUMP NUMBER?

QUITE NEARBY, I SAW A COMMUNITY CENTRE
WITH A MURAL ON THE SIDE.

THEN HE SPIES THAT COOKBOOK
AND SAYS, "IT'D BE NAE USE TO ME"!

RUINED A ROMANTIC NIGHT OUT
FOR MANY DINERS BY MASSACRING THEM.

WHERE'S YOUR HOUSE?