WHERE'S YOUR HOUSE?

IT'S QUITE REFRESHING. YOU CALL A SPADE A SPADE.

WELL, GO AND TALK TO HIM!

- ALAN. I'VE CALLED THE POLICE.
- WHAT FOR?

UM...

FREDERICK EMAILS TO SAY HE HAS FOUR CHILDREN.

YES, YOU CAN. IN FACT, I'VE MADE NOTES.

PHWOAR! LOOK AT THE LEGS ON THAT.

- AND MUMMY USED TO SAY...
- THERE WE GO.

OK. WHAT ARE WE DOING TO THE PLANET?
WELL, IT'S "PURPLE RAIN".

- I DON'T KNOW.
- I HAVEN'T.

THAT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE MEDIEVAL TIMES.

JUST GIVE ME HALF A BOTTLE OF BLUE NUN, PLEASE.

OH, YOU'VE GOT THEM. EXCELLENT.

AND A THIN LINE THAT SORT OF BUILDS
TOWARDS THE USUAL PLACE.

- HOW DO YOU DO?
- THIS IS MICHAEL.

A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

LIKE A HUMAN JCB.