YOU CAN IF YOU ANGLE THE MIRROR BY THE DOOR.
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?

- ER, BEN?
- YEAH?

I WISH I'D BEEN A BIT MORE SPONTANEOUS.

HE NEARLY SOILED HIMSELF! HE LAUGHED SO MUCH
HE HAD KENCO COMING OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS.

- A TABLE FOR TWO, SIR?
- YES, PLEASE.

- DID THE AERIAL COME DOWN WITH HIM?
- YES, IT DID.

MY ROOM? IT'S OVER THERE BY THE LIFTS.

I LOVE YOU, IN A WAY.

YOUR LITTLE FINGER JUST TOUCHED IT.
I'LL JUST POP THAT THERE.

THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.

I'VE JUST BEEN INTO B&Q
FOR A BAG OF TUNGSTEN-TIPPED SCREWS.

SEE? SHE'S NOT STOPPING ME.

I'M JUST PREPARING A JOKE FOR THEM,
WHICH SHOULD BE FUN.

THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE. IT FELL THROUGH.

DID YOU PULL THAT OFF ONE OF THE SHOWERS?

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

TONY HAYERS.

- A LITTLE HUG?
- A QUICK ONE.