THE RATINGS WERE A NINTH OF WHAT WE COULD HAVE
EXPECTED, THEY STARTED BADLY, THEY GOT WORSE...

(SINGS OUT OF TUNE)

BUT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT
IT STICKS IN HIS BACK AND HE DIES ON THE HORSE

THE WOMAN WITH THE OLD TADGER...

SORRY IT'S A BUILDING SITE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE A HAT HARD ON.

LOOKING AT THE BIG GIRDLE SECTION?

L MEAN, AT FIRST I WAS MORTIFIED..

IT WOULDN'T BE AN EGG CUP.
IT'D BE TWO EGG CUPS AND A KIDNEY DISH.

KISS MY FACE!

FUNNY WORLD.

HANDS, OF COURSE, THE ANCIENT SYSTEM
FOR MEASURING HORSES

THAT'S JUST A PHRASE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

HE'S GOT A CONDITION,
SO MAKE SURE HE RUBS IT IN HIS FEET

HELLO, CAROL, HOW ARE YOU?

HE RAN OFF. HE GOT SCARED AND RAN AWAY.

- WILL YOU BE HAVING WINE WITH YOUR MEAL?
- NOT FOR ME.

USE A SAUSAGE AS A BREAKWATER.

- THAT WAS A CLOSE SHAVE.
- AYE, IT WAS.