VERY CLEVER MEN.
BOTH VERY CLEVER MEN, BUT I DON'T TRUST THEM.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO BIG.
THEY GO, "WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?"

I'M GOING TO GIVE SONJA A TELEPHONE NUMBER.
THERE'S SOMEONE YOU SHOULD TALK TO.

SPECTACLES, DRIVING GLOVES, PHONE, WALLET, KEYS.

CAREFUL. FOLK MIGHT SAY YOU'RE A CEREAL KILLER!

I CAN'T HAVE A BIRD
TYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY PHONE.

IF THE WORST COMES TO THE WORST
YOU CAN MOVE IN TO LYNN'S MUM'S BEDROOM.

- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WATERSPORTS ARE?
- I BELIEVE WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.

THE CRITICISM BOUNCED OFF HIM LIKE WATER OFF...

IF YOU ARE GAY, PLEASE REMEMBER...RUBBER UP.

- THE VERY SAME.
- HE'S GOT A HEART OF GOLD.

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS

LYNN, ARE THOSE YOUR MOTHER'S CATARACT GLASSES?

- WHO'S HAD US IN STITCHES.
- (BOTH GIGGLE)

WE DID IT EVERYWHERE.

GO FOR DRINK WITH HEAD OF PROGRAMMES.

HE WANTS TO BE BURIED IN A LARGE SATIN-LINED
COFFIN WITH A COUPLE OF PAGE THREE STUNNERS.