(STEVE) HE'S OK.
GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT, PLEASE.

SORRY. IT'S THE NEW SYSTEM.

- CAROLINE, LINE FOUR. HELLO.
- HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN, OR ARE YOU FULL OF SHIT?

"HELLO, YOU BASTARD!"

THESE CORRIDORS.

YEAH.

WE NORMALLY HAVE THREE CLOCKS
TELLING THE TIME IN LONDON, PARIS AND DUBLIN.

SORRY. COUPLE OF GREMLINS
IN THE SYSTEM. GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE.

- HOW LONG?
- 20 MINUTES. WE'LL ALLOW FOR COMPLICATIONS.

GOOD BAND.

AND NOW IN HEMSBY ON 106.9,

- FINE.
- INCLUDING JILL.

BECAUSE I HAVE PREPARED A FIVE-YEAR ONE.

I WAS DRESSED AS AN EXCLAMATION MARK.

WE'RE ON A SUBMARINE. TWO SAILORS
HAVE A GAME OF CHESS. THE CUPS START WOBBLING.

- IT IS VERY NICE.
- I'M SORRY.

L WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE WENT
AND OPENED UP HER CHEST,

IN THREE MINUTES' TIME
I'LL BE TALKING TO NORFOLK'S YOUNGEST BUTCHER.