YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

- THAT WAS A CLOSE SHAVE.
- AYE, IT WAS.

I CAN'T MANAGE A WHOLE ONE. FANCY SOME?

I'LL PUT THE KETTLE ON.

- HE'S A CON MAN.
- NO. HE'S A RETIRED POLICEMAN.

OR WITH UNDERGARMENTS
PERHAPS MADE FROM BARK,

- AAGH!
- WHAT?

# I WASN'T LOOKING
AND SOMEHOW YOU FOUND ME... #

OK.

- IS YOUR MOTHER'S MONEY COMING THROUGH?
- YES.

THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT!

SO THE LAST THING HE DID WAS AN ACT OF KINDNESS.

OH, SORRY. I WAS JUST DOING THE CATALOGUES.

I USED TO BE IN THE CHOIR AT PRIMARY SCHOOL...

BECAUSE I EVOLVE, BUT I DON'T...

YEAH. I THINK THE IRISH ARE GOING
THROUGH A MAJOR IMAGE CHANGE.

NO. I CANNOT HIT CUSTOMERS. I'VE BEEN TOLD.
I'LL GO AND GET SOME STOCK.

UM... I LOVE YOUR POP MUSIC.