(MUSIC: "JET" BY WINGS)

WE ARE HAVING MAJOR REPAIRS DONE TO THE LOBBY,

ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?

HAS YOUR CAREER GONE OFF THE RAILS?

- I'LL BUY A PACKET OF MINTS.
- GREAT.

- IS THAT NICE?
- YES, IT'S QUITE NICE.

HE'S AN EVIL IDIOT.

IN THREE MINUTES' TIME
I'LL BE TALKING TO NORFOLK'S YOUNGEST BUTCHER.

I'VE NOT THOUGHT IT THROUGH, LYNN.
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

YEAH. I'D BE DELIGHTED.

THERE IS ZERO TOLERANCE ON DENIM IN THE BAR?

THE '70S. SPACEHOPPERS AND ER...
SWEETS THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MORE.

SONJA, LET'S GET SOME JUICE
WHILE THE MEN SET THE WORLD TO RIGHTS.

- I AM.
- WILL YOU INTRODUCE ME?

SOMETHING ALL OVER MY WHATEVER.

- ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR WIFE?
- NO! CAROL? NO, GOD, NO.

- CAROLINE, LINE FOUR. HELLO.
- HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN, OR ARE YOU FULL OF SHIT?

HANDS UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETROL!