YOU SAY TOM-AR-TO, I SAY TOM-AY-TO.

AND I ASKED, "WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?"
JACK ON LINE TWO.

TERRIBLE IDEA. NO ONE'LL WATCH THAT.

SHE DIDN'T LIKE BEING IN THAT WATER.
SHE WAS THRASHING AROUND.

IT'S NOT
BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T DECIDED ON THE TILES YET.

I'LL COME BACK AGED 25,
BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT-HOUSE.

THIS GUY CANED ME FOR DRAWING A CHALK PENIS
ON MY BACK, WHICH I COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LINK MY ARM.
WE'LL TRY AND LEAVE WITH SOME DIGNITY.

INDEED.

LET'S SADDLE OUR HORSES AND GET OURSELVES
A CURLY CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE

HELLO. IS THAT CURRY'S?

I'M HAVING AN ATTACK OF THE OLD FLAKES AGAIN.
THIS MORNING, MY PILLOW LOOKED LIKE A FLAPJACK.

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED I'VE GOT A RADIO SHOW TO DO,

- THINK ON.
- I'M THINKING ON.

IN YOUR CASE, DRUGS. FOR ALAN, CHOCOLATE.

AND ANOTHER ONE JUST SO I CAN HAVE A POSITIVE.

I COME BACK THIS MORNING ON A COACH.
IT WAS LIKE AN SAS OPERATION.

# AND HE PAINTED MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTALK CATS AND DOGS