(HORN TOOTS)
"COME BACK ON, ELO, AND CARRY ON PLAYING!"
- THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A TREAT.
- THAT WAY.
THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS HOTEL
IS ITS SITUATION.
SIT THERE. SIT THERE.
I WOULD WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
AND EAT AN ENTIRE TOBLERONE.
FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.
- ALAN...
- FIGHT YOU! SORRY...
- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WATERSPORTS ARE?
- I BELIEVE WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.
- IT'S HILFIGER.
- IT SAYS HILFINGER ON THE BOTTLE.
- THE FOOD WILL PROBABLY...
- BREAK IT DOWN.
BANG! BLOOD DRIBBLES DOWN.
TONIGHT WE'RE SUPER TALKING ABOUT EVIL DOGS.
AND COOKED MEAT. AND A HOT EGG.
EVEN THOUGH I DO HATE IT AND I DON'T
LIVE HERE, I POP IN FOR BREAKFAST.
BUT YOUR DONKEYS
ARE PROBABLY BORN WITHOUT HIND LEGS
- SORRY.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED, ALAN!
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU SWEAT OVER YOUR WORK.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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