TALKING...

GRAVEYARDS ARE SO DEPRESSING.

# LIFE ISN'T EVERYTHING... #

- BUT IT'S ONLY A 15-MINUTE WALK.
- YES. MMM.

THE TAXI DRIVER DROVE HER TO A NEWSAGENT

WHEN A COWBOY FIRES A GUN,
THE BANG GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO DUCK.

- I CAN SEE YOU'RE ENJOYING IT.
- YEAH!

THEN THEY'LL ALL PILE IN IT AND ESCAPE!

IT'S A LIFESAVER, YOU KNOW.
I'D EFFECTIVELY BE DISABLED IF IT WEREN'T FOR THESE.

ALAN HAD A TV CHAT SHOW AND WAS QUITE
A BIG NAME, AND THEN IT ALL WENT VERY WRONG.

HORSES RUNNING THROUGH COUNCIL ESTATES,

SORRY. JUST THINKING OF THAT RAIN.

- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!

- AN AWFUL LOT OF MY COLLEAGUES...
- ARE FARMYARD ANIMALS.

(PHONE RINGS)

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

A BIT LIKE LADY-BOYS.

WHY?