HELLO.

WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN",

ONE FOR HIM AND ONE FOR HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW.

OR INDEED, KILLING THEM WITH SYPHILIS.
HERE'S MONSIEUR DAVID CLIFTON.

SO...THANKS.

- THAT'S MIKE YAPLEY.
- WHO OWNS THE CAR SUPERMARKET?

HELLO. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE ROOM?

PROBLEM SOLVED.

GOT UP, WALKED DOWNSTAIRS, HAD BREAKFAST. DIDN'T
EVEN WASH MY HANDS, 'CAUSE I'M A BLOODY BLOKE!

- JANE.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.

"YES, THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND THAN THIS".

WOULD HAVE BEEN BURNT AT THE STAKE.

"FLATLEY, MY DEAR, I DON'T RIVERDANCE....
GIVE A DAMN."

- I LIKE YOUR THONG.
- IT'S VULCANISED RUBBER

CRABSTICKS DO NOT ACTUALLY CONTAIN ANY CRAB,

MICHAEL'S STAYING HERE
TILL THEY PUT HIS FRONT DOOR BACK ON.

A FRIED BREAKFAST MAKES AN EXCELLENT APHRODISIAC.
EXCUSE ME.

HELLO?