- THE THEME TUNE FROM "BLACK BEAUTY".
- IT'S BRILLIANT.
IN WHICH CASE
I WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S HAPPENED.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ YOUR "DAILY EXPRESS".
A DANKO NIGHTSTICK AS USED
IN THE SERIES "THE X-FILES".
HELLO, ALAN. GOOD NEWS.
- SONJA, DID YOU GET THE PICCALILLI?
- YES.
IT'S CERTAINLY CONGESTED. I'D LOVE TO GO.
- WHEN I'VE SEEN YOU DEPRESSED...
- NOT ME!
LET'S ALL SING IT.
# TELL YOU WHAT, TELL YOU WHAT
- I STARTED ON CRACK.
- THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRACKLING?
- MAKE THE PLACE YOUR OWN.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE!
MEN IN PLATFORM SHOES
BEING ARRESTED FOR BOMBINGS,
- I LIKE THOSE EARRINGS. ARE THEY GOLD?
- YES, THEY'RE ROLLED GOLD.
- RUBBISH!
- I'M ON AN ARCHERY WEEKEND WITH HIM.
YOU SAY...TOMATO.
SPECTACLES, DRIVING GLOVES, PHONE, WALLET, KEYS.
WELL, TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
CARD WITH A HANDSHAKE?
I USED TO DO THAT, BUT KEPT GETTING IT WRONG.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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